Remember when Doritos said Gay Mexican rights?
Homura is just straight up one of the weirdest people imaginable. Like, forget about the time loop tragic doomed romance for a bit, I want to see what it looks like if she wins and then actually tries to romance Madoka. She has a massive collection of illegal firearms. She builds her own bombs. She lives in an ultra-modernist white box apartment that she's decorated with a couch made of concentric circles, a giant swinging knife pendulum to remind her of the ever-present flow of time, and a wall of several dozen screens. She communicates primarily in vague and ominous warnings and is more or less incapable of saying anything directly. She addresses everyone she meets by their full name with no honorific which comes across as bizarre and intimidating. If you count time loop years she's 26. She was raised in a catholic orphanage. I want to see her take Madoka on a horrifically bad date and cry in the bathroom partway through when she realizes she's fucking up
Anonymous:
why’re giraffes so violent
most big herbivores are, frankly. if you have a pretty steady supply of food and don’t have to worry about missing a hunt and starving to death, you can afford to throw your weight around more and generally be more aggressive!
that’s why the most dangerous big animals in the world are almost all herbivores.
this is also why walking right up to these things in Jurassic Park would have been a fantastically bad idea
Sauropods would be fucking TERRIFYING and it annoys the hell out of me that media constantly portrays them as passive and harmless. That Indominus from Jurassic World would have been SLAUGHTERED against an Apatosaurus, let alone a whole HERD of them
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So creepover party twyla is super discounted on Amazon now and I decided to buy a second one so I could make her a monster ball dress! And it came out really cute!! This is my first monster high custom doll outfit, I want to make more eventually but it is very fiddly which is annoying so I think itl be awhile before I attempt another one lol. I'm really tempted to get monster ball draculaura as well (I have monster ball Cleo but that's it) so they can all stand together.
Also I finally was able to get both neon frights Twyla and Ghoulia! Twyla is my fave but tbh ghoulia rocks this look better, she looks amazing.
I know I never thought I would make it to 20 but boy am I looking forward to 30. and 40. and 50. and 75. growing old is exciting and it’s a gift
when I was 16 and lorde said “feels so scary getting old” I felt that in my heart but now I’m 25 and the mountain goats say “it’s real sweet to grow old” and I sing along as loudly as I can.
sometimes getting older is an act of spite. a rebellion against a world that does not want you to survive. it’s how we say “fuck you” to a society that tries to kills us. but sometimes growing old is gentler. it is joyous. it’s something we do because we love the world and we want to see more of it. and the world, in return, loves us and wants to see more of us.
why does every single fucking thing use the exact same render of the girl wolf from these movies. does another photo even exist
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rainbow high equivalent of nicki minaj: pinki minaj
my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥🤪 this strain is called “into the unknown”💀 it’ll have you making a pilgrimage in a place between our world and the next 💯☝️
me: yeah, whatever. I don’t feel shit.
five minutes later: bro I swear I saw the beast following us through these mysterious woods that I don’t remember entering
the highwayman: I’m the highwayman